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My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV? I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex? I then said, "Is that your final answer? I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
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I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
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Yeah, well I couldn't believe it She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to in about 3 seconds. And then the fight started The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
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She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too. My wife asked, 'Do you know her? I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.